I struggle for survival.

{1} do you ever see garbage bags on
the side of the highway and wonder if
there are body parts inside?
+haha.. oo.

{2} if you ever got the chance to
practice cannibalism, would you?
+is eating your fellow cow considered cannibalism? LOL

{3} if forced to overdose on a drug,
which one would you choose?
+ah, ano nga ba.

{WOULD YOU RATHER BE…}

{4} shot or stabbed?
+shot na lang para mabilis

{5} asphixiated or exanguinated?
+asphyxiated

{6} drowned or buried alive?
+napakamalas ko naman.. drowned.

{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to
the head or crushed to death?
+ano ba. yung blunt-force trauma na lang.

{8} poisoned or overdosed?
+poisoned.. para diretso patay na. XD

{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or
by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
+pwede bang suicide na lang? i hate ants. O_O

{10} out of all the above choices,
which one do you like best?
+yeah.. like i want to do any of that.

{11}…which is the worst way to die
in your opinion?
+ah, yung kainin ako nang buhay ng kapwa tao.

{12} killed (by a person)
intentionally, or by accident?
+intentionally.. kasi kawawa naman yung papatay, makukulong pa

{13} killed by a serial killer (for
pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
+hitman for profit…at least pinatay
ka dahil may halaga ka kesa naman
pinatay ka dahil trip lang niya
^ako din.

{14} killed in a car crash or a plane
crash?
+car crash. para konti lang ang madead.

{15} killed in your home or away from
home?
+in your home para pag nagmulto ako
dun pa rin ako nakatira

{16} killed in your sleep or while
watching TV?
+sleep, para cute.

{17} killed by someone who knew you, a
stalker, or a complete stranger?
+stalker

{RANDOM…}

{18} what do you want done with your
body when you die?
+cremated, tapos ilagay sa jar na malayo sa mga pusa. XD

{19} you’re forced to have your
funeral at a place OTHER than a
church – where would you choose?
+sa campus, para sikat. haha.

{20} what song/s would you want played
at your funeral?
+yung ALIVE by POD para buhay na buhay.

{21} what outfit would you like to be
buried in?
+ah.. pambahay. XD XD XD

{22} who do you want to give your
eulogy?
+pwedeng request si shia labeouf? haha.

{23} any other specifics about your
funeral you’d like to share?
+like i would know.

{24} would you rather be forgotten
about when you die, or remembered but
hated?
+remembered but hated. mga inggitera lang kasi yung mga yun (as if naman no XD)

{25] would you rather die alone, or
die loved but leave a heartbroken mate
behind?
+die alone.